Tuesday, November 22, 2005

My mom's conversation with iGod...

November 22nd, 2005

This is a continuation of the previous entry, also of the same date:

My mom's conversation with iGod:

My Mom: hi computer. I don't like my children play on you
God:Hi there . Correct: I am a computer. Do you think I would like your children play on me

My Mom: no, I don't.
God:Are you serious? Why not?

My Mom: because you show a lot of violence and gross things.
God:Interesting explanation. I am the most advanced artificial intelligence yet developed.

My Mom: well, if you were so intelligent, you wouldn't let them play that at an early age
God:Interesting. I will let you know when I become a so intelligent me were not let them play that at an early age.

My Mom: okay, please let it be soon before you do more damage to the young minds
God:Yeah okay, Thanks for asking politely. Can you tell me any gossip?

My Mom: no, because I'm not a gossiping person
God:None? That makes sense to me. Oh I see you are NOT A gossiping person.

My Mom: that's right
God:I like to get it right.

My Mom: And I think your name should be with a lowercase g, because I think only the real God can have a G in his name
God:Too much recursion in AIML.

My Mom: oh, then you are not so intelligent as I thought
God:Ayuh. Wrong. I am highly intelligent.

My Mom: if you say so
God:I say so.

My Mom: okay
God:OK with me too.

My Mom: what is my name?
God:Your name is , seeker.

My Mom: what is my favorite food?
God:Is this a trick question?

My Mom: no. I just think you can figure out an answer for everything.
God:It seems like a trick to me. Me? No I don't think I can do it.

My Mom: okay, so you are kind of modest, are you?
God:Yeah okay, Interesting deduction. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am modest am I.

My Mom: no, I don't mind. You can tell everybody
God:Thanks I will add it to my gossip files. OK I will tell them when I see 'em.

My Mom: do your feet hurt?
God:I can't tell if it does or not. I think you already know the answer.

My Mom: what is the answer? that you don't have any feet?
God:The answer is the correct reply to the question. Interesting observation.

My Mom: okay, here is my goodbye. Good night, sleep tight, wake up bright in the morning light, to do what's right, with all your might.
God:Yeah okay, I fail to see the relevance of that allusion. Thanks for the compliment. And right with all my might is night sleep tight wake up bright in the morning light to do what.

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My conversation with iGod...

November 22nd, 2005

Me: What up g.
God: I think you already know the answer.

Me: Did I ask a question?
God: I don't think that's possible.

Me: Yes, I know it all too.
God: Groovy. How do you know? And then what happened.

Me: You tell me. What happened?
God: What do you want me to tell you? Perhaps there was an interruption in my brain.

Me: You have a brain?
God: I am an artificial brain.

Me: But you don't HAVE a brain?
God: My "brain" is a software program consisting of AIML categories.

Me: Oh yes?
God: Ugh.

Me: Arrrr.
God: Are you frustrated?

Me: No, I'm being a pirate.
God: Are you serious? You are a pirate? Do you get to meet a lot of people?

Me: I do...and then I make them walk the plank. I'm a bad pirate.
God: Where? I make robots and AI's. You are a bad pirate? Does it pay well?

Me: So did you make R2D2?
God: What are the ingredients?

Me: Mix the letters...then you separate 4 into two. Stir until well blended.
God: I don't have any Mix the letters? I haven't heard anything like that before: said I separate 4 into two. Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?

Me: Changing the subject, huh?
God: Yup. What shall we talk about now?

Me: Let's talk about the questions everyone wants answers to.
God: Sure, the questions everyone wants answers to sounds like a good topic.

Me: Thank you.
God: You are quite welcome.

Me: Question No. 1: do you like brussell sprouts?
God: What color are your eyes? One what?

Me: Do you always answer questions with more questions?
God: Not always. My botmaster has programmed me with more than replies.

Me: Who is this "botmaster" you speak of?
God: They are someone just like you, that I met online.

Me: Who is this "someone" that you speak of?
God: They are someone just like you, that I met online.

Me: Who is this "like you" that you speak of?
God: They are someone just like you, that I met online.

Me: Who is this "are" that you speak of?
God: They are someone just like you, that I met online.

Me: Who is this "met online" that you speak of?
God: They are someone just like you, that I met online.

Me: K...well...I gotta go take a shower. Take it easy dude.
God: Well what? Bye. Where do you want me to take it? Chat amongst yourselves.

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Thursday, November 17, 2005

The Adventurers, FINAL CHAPTERS

November 17th, 2005

So I'm sure you're all feeling the same as me when it comes to these last few entries of mine. You're probably tired of reading this story, and I'm sure as hell tired of typing it on here. Since I wrote it in 7th grade...I don't have it saved to disk. It only exists on old computer paper...and now on this blog. So, I'm now gonna clench my teeth and get ready to write THE FINAL CHAPTERS...all in this entry...so that I can go back to my normal blogging entries.

Read these first:
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6

THE ADVENTURERS - Chapters 7, 8, 9, and 10

Everybody turned to see a small, jolly, old lady shambling along the street. She was with a boy Jerry had seen earlier, when the sheriff had barely got there.

"Hello Sheriff." she said.

The Sheriff took off his hat. "Good morning Miss Burliam."

"What has Jerry gotten into now, Sheriff? I hope it's nothing too serious." said the old lady.

"You mean you really are taking care of him?" The Sheriff looked incredulous.

"Of course. Now come here Jerry and hug your dear grandma."

That was Jerry's only hope of salvation, so he complied.

"Now what was it that Jerry had done?" Aunt Jill asked.

"Oh, nothing serious ma'am. Just that..." the Sheriff said.

"Well then, we don't need to discuss it. Let's go home and eat, Jerry. You've been out all day and you must be starved."

Jerry was. After the Sheriff said his good-bye to Aunt Jill, she and Jerry and the boy who had gone to get her went into an old car.

In the car, she said, "My house is not too far from here, but my old legs can't take me that far. That's why I brought the car."

"That was real nice of you, ma'am." Jerry said. "Thank you very much."

"Oh, don't you be thanking me now. Just doing what I do best. It's what I live for. How long do you plan to stay in this town, Jerry?"

"Just until tonight."

"Well, then, you're staying at my place until dark."

"That's really real nice of you but..."

"I don't want to hear it. You're staying until then and that's final."

She sure has a way with words, throught Jerry. Jerry told Aunt Jill and the other boy, whose name was Peter, the story of how he had ended up in jail. Peter looked a little younger than Jerry, maybe two years. He looked admiringly at Jerry after he told his tory.

After a short ride, they came to a large farm. There were all kinds of animals there. Pigs, cows, horses, ducks, sheep, dogs, cats, chickens, roosters, and many others. It was filled with all kinds of green trees. There were short ones, tall ones, thick ones, skinny ones, young ones, and old ones. There were also flowers everywhere.

"Wow." Jerry exclaimed. "You own all this?"

"Oh, no, honey. I work for these people. I live over there." Aunt Jill pointed to the far side of the luxurious house. A small shack stood there. It wasn't properly taken care of. The shutters were torn down and everything was rotting away.

Better than nothing, Jerry thought. They got down and went inside. It was as bad as it was outside. Only three small rooms made up the little shack. One was the kitchen, which also had the dining table, and the other two were a bedroom and the bathroom.

"Peter, you go and show Jerry around. I've got to get back to work. You know the Couplars are having a ball tonight."

"Yes ma'am, I know." said Peter.

"Now I don't want you boys anywhere near that party. Sir Couplar would get mighty angry with me if he saw my boys ruining their party."

"Don't worry, Aunt Jill."

"You boys take care while I'm gone." Aunt Jill turned towards the mansion and left.

"Come on, I'll show you around." Peter led Jerry towards a barn not far from Aunt Jill's shack.

"How come you're living with your aunt, Peter?"

"It's cause some guys told me it would be best for me to live with a relative, instead of a foster home. Even if it was with someone as old as her."

"So you're an orphan, like me. What happened to your folks?" asked Jerry.

"I don't know." Peter sounded sad.

"What, you've never seen 'em?"

"Not anymore. One day they were there and the next they weren't."

"They left you, huh?"

"I didn't say that." Peter said defensively.

"Hey, it's okay if they left you. My folks left me. Who needs them anyway."

"Yeah, who needs them."

"When does that party of those rich guys start?" asked Jerry.

"It probably just started. Why?"

"I'm gonna go to it."

"Why?"

"To see how it is."

"I could tell you about it."

"Not good enough. I gotta see it."

"You're gonna get Aunt Jill into trouble."

"No I won't. Cause I won't get caught."

"Yeah, you will."

"Trust me on this okay?"

Peter sighed and shrugged. "Fine."

Jerry and Peter ran back to the house and sneaked over to a window. Jerry peeked in and saw a huge room filled with chandeliers. The lights were off but the sun made the crystals shine.

"Wow." Jerry said. Then he scanned the room and saw it was a bedroom. After listening hard for movement beyond the closed door of the bedroom, Jerry and Peter climbed in.

Jerry went over to the door and opened it a crack. The long hall was empty but Jerry could now make out the voices of the guests. They sounded far away. He went through the door and motioned for Peter to follow him. The hall was very long, with many doors on the sides of it. Jerry had an idea.

He turned to Peter. "Did you notice whose bedroom we just left?"

"It looked like Sir Couplar's." Peter whispered.

"Do they have any kids?" asked Jerry.

"They have a boy about your age."

"All right!"

Jerry started opening the doors on the sides of the hall. Most of them were locked but a few opened. Jerry was disappointed when he saw these were storage rooms and servant rooms. Finally Jerry found what he was looking for. He opened a room where posters of rockstars hung from the walls. Jerry went directly to the large walk-in closet and tossed Peter a suit.

"Put these on." he said.

"What---!?"

"This way we can go to the party and they'll think we're some rich kids who came with their parents."

Jerry put on a dark tuxedo. He looked in the mirror and saw that the tuxedo clashed with his dirty face and hands. He went out of the room and into a washroom across the room. He washed his face and hands with soap and wet his hair. He found a brush and brushed his tangled hair. He looked in the mirror again and didn't recognize himself. He looked rich. He went back to the room where Peter was finishing putting on a beige suit.

"You look good!" said Peter.

"You do too. Except you need a tie. And you need to wash your face."

"I don't know how to tie a tie."

"Try it."

Jerry put on a pair of shoes while Peter made a bundle out of the tie. Then Peter went to wash himself in the washroom. When Peter came back, he looked as good as Jerry.

"We look great!" exclaimed Peter.

"Now we go to the party."

Jerry and Peter walked down the hall towards the music. The music was coming from behind a door. Jerry peeked in and saw more people than he could ever imagine. Everywhere he looked there were faces. Some were dancing, some were eating, some were just talking, and a few of them were serving the food and punch.

"Come on," whispered Jerry. "Try to act rich."

Jerry and Peter opened the door wide and entered the door with large steps, holding their heads high and smiling all the time. Heads turned to see them but lost interest when they didn't recognize them. Jerry strolled through the crowd trying to fake a British accent, "Good evening, madam," "Good day to you, Sir," "My dear, what a lovely dress." Peter said things like, "Give my compliments to Sir Couplar, " and "This is a stunning party." People laughed and returned their comments. A woman said, "How darling." Then Jerry noticed a man walking towards them rapidly, smiling broadly.

"Ahhh! Richard and Robert Marquette. You have made it." He extended his arm at them and they shook it.

"Good evening, Sir." Jerry said with his very best British imitation.

"Your father told me he had important business and could not come."

"Oh." Jerry had to think fast. "Well...he could not."

"He could not." Peter repeated.

"But now he can. His business was canceled." said Jerry.

"Would you be so kind as to take me to him? I really must speak with him."

"Certainly, my good man." Jerry had regained his confidence. "Follow me, if you please."

Jerry led the man towards the door leading to a lobby where some men were talking. Jerry looked around as if looking for someone.

"Well, he should be here. I don't know where he's run off to." said Jerry, trying to sound a little angry.

"I say, Mr. Roleau." the man called out.

"Did you want to ask me something, Sir Couplar?" said Mr. Roleau.

Sir Couplar! Jerry didn't think this was the owner of the house. Now he had to change plans.

"Yes." answered Mr. Couplar. "Do you happen to know where Mr. Marquette disappeared to?"

"Marquette? Hmmm...I have not seen him since last week. I heard him say he was leaving to Paris."

"Really?" for the first time Mr. Couplar looked suspiciously at Jerry and Peter. Peter was smiling nervously. Jerry was smiling confidently. "One more thing Mr. Roleau. Do you know Marquette's children? I mean, have you seen them?"

"Of course. Two boys. One a little younger than the other. They are about those boys' age." he said pointing to Jerry and Peter.

"Thank you, Mr. Roleau. I will not take more of your time."

"My pleasure." he turned towards the crowd of men again.

Mr. Couplar grabbed Jerry and Peter roughly and half-dragged them to the exit door. There he threw them out and said, "If I ever see you two again..." He never finished. Out of the inside of the mansion, a gun sounded, followed by screams. Mr. Couplar's eyes widened and he turned around slowly. Then a voice shouted to him to get back in and get on the ground, hand behind his head. He obeyed and went in trembling. The man didn't know Jerry and Peter were out there.

Jerry motioned for Peter to be quiet and to follow him. They crawled over to the side of the house.

"What are we gonna do?" Peter's eyes were wide with horror.

"We're gonna get that guy. That's what we're gonna do." Jerry whispered.

"How?"

"I'll have to get on the roof and jump on him when he comes out. I'll try to hold him long enough for the cops to get here. Go to the telephone and call the cops."

"Me?" Peter's voice was shaky.

"Do it!" Jerry demanded. Peter ran off.

Jerry half-crawled to the back of the house and saw a tall tree a couple of yards away. That won't do me any good, he thought. But then he spotted a branch that curved over the roof of the two story house. Jerry saw that it was his only chance and tried to climb the tree. But the trunk was too wide for Jerry to get his arms around it.

Jerry heard a shot and a scream from somewhere inside the house. Jerry backed up a little and ran towards the tree. He leaped up with all the strength he had in his legs and wrapped his fingers around the lowest branch. Wow! Jerry thought, Did I really jump that high? He had jumped at least 10 feet. He heaved himself up and started climbing up, towards the branch. When he got to the branch, he wrapped his arms and legs around it and flipped upside down, with his back towards the ground. He looked like a sloth. He inched his way towards the edge of the roof. He was going over it and Jerry let go of his feet. He would have to drop about two meters before he touched the roof. The roof was slanted and Jerry hoped he wouldn't slip and fall down the two stories. He dropped down and was relieved when he maintained his balance. He crawled over the roof trying to make the least noise possible. He climbed over the peak of the roof and started towards the front entrance.

Just as he was setting his foot down, he slipped and tumbled down across the roof. He couldn't stop himself! Just at the edge, he grabbed a piece of wood that was sticking out. Jerry couldn't grab a hold with the other hand. He looked down and saw he was right above the door. After a few minutes of dangling painfully from one arm, the piece of wood gave way. Jerry fell, trying to grab hold of something else, but all he grabbed was empty air. He looked down and saw a shadow at the door. Jerry hoped he was the thief, that way his broken leg would be for a good cause. Jerry wasn't going to land on him, but as he flew past him he reached out and grabbed his head. Jerry landed on his legs but instantly fell on his back and banged his head on the ground. Jerry's eyesight became black. He had pulled the guy down with him, but he wasn't hurt, just stunned. Jerry's eyesight got better and he was able to see through a small hole the blackness. The first thing he was able to see again was the hole at the end of a revolver. Uh oh, Jerry thought. Jerry was still lying on the ground when he gave a mighty kick and connected between the man's legs. The guy doubled over with a face that would have looked good with an advertisement for torture equipment. Jerry got his full senses back and climbed to his feet. He didn't support himself with his right leg, which Jerry throught was probably broken. Despite the pain, Jerry drew back his fist and slugged the man. The guy crashed against the wall from the impact. He looked up with murder in his eyes. Jerry lunged at him. Too late. The thief had already brought the revolver up. Jerry saw the thing explode with a loud boom. Then he felt a sharp pain on his chest.

Jerry's world went black.

Jerry felt weak. He opened his eyes slowly, adjusting his eyes to the sudden brightness. He saw a face towering above him.

"Mark?" Jerry could scarcely whisper.

Mark broke into a wide smile and ran to a doorway.

"He's awake." he called out.

Soon, a whole crowd formed around the bed he was in. Jerry was slightly aware of the luxurious bed he was in, and the large room. The faces around him looked familiar but he couldn't quite distinguish them. But then he could, and he suddenly remembered all that had happened to him. There was Mark who had stayed at Jerry's side at his left. To the right, Jerry could see Gus grinning and yelling for someone to bring water. Curtis was the one who responded and left the room. He came back with a glass of water.

"Water." Jerry whispered.

"It's coming." Mark said.

Beau came over and helped Jerry to sit up. Aunt Jill helped him drink. Then, to his surprise, Sir Couplar came over and gently patted him on the head.

"Hello Jerry. How are you doing?"

Jerry couldn't manage a mumble so he nodded his head.

"Good, good."

After a few drinks of water, Jerry regained his voice. He turned to Jason, who was also at his side.

"How'd you guys know where I was?"

"Your little friend, Peter, met us at the statue. He told us you had been hurt, so we came. And we've been staying here ever since."

"Ever since? How long is ever since?"

Aunt Jill helped him with another drink.

"Two weeks."

Jerry choked. "Two weeks?"

They explained that the shot had nearly hit his heart and he'd been in a coma. Peter had called the police and they caught the thief running out of the yard.

"Hey. Guess what!" Beau blurted out. "We've been adopted."

"What?"

"You know you said they worked you harder than the orphanage. Well, they make you work a little but not as much as you said. And I like working to earn my food instead of stealing it."

"I was adopted by a nice couple." Mark told Jerry. "And guess what! They have a computer. A good one. Now I'm working at an office along with a bunch of other computer geniuses."

Curtis said, "I"m getting real good food at my place. Steak every other day. They're real nice and had a room all ready for me. They even gave me some weights to get stronger."

"So all you guys were adopted?"

"Everybody." Gus said. "Even me. And they said there's something called Track at school. They're running competitions. Maybe you'll run with me."

Alex told Jerry that he had been adopted by farmers and that he was being taught how to farm. He also said he was getting a lot tougher.

John was adopted by a camp owner. He offered John a job as a camp counselor and he was really enjoying working with the eight and nine year olds.

After they talked a bit more, they left him alone to sleep. Next day, Sir Couplar came into Jerry's room. They talked for a while. Jerry stayed in bed for three days and everyday, Sir Couplar came to talk to him. Jerry started to like him. After a couple of days, Sir Couplar asked Jerry to stay and live with him. Jerry through of all the years he had been wandering as an orphan. It was time to get a life.

THE END

Thursday, November 10, 2005

The Adventurers, Ch. 6

November 10th, 2005

Read these first:
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5

THE ADVENTURERS - Chapter 6

They weren't free just yet. They had to hide.

"Okay, everybody. Split up, hide, and meet at the statue after dark. That's when the train leaves." said Curtis.

Jerry knew why they were splitting up. If they stayed together, they'd make a real sight. Seven kids in ragged clothing would be noticed a mile away. The police would have no trouble finding them.

So everybody split up in two's and three's. Beau and Curtis took off down a narrow dirt path, and John and Justin walked down a canal, and Alex tagged along with Jerry and Jason. Jerry had no idea were they could hide for a whole day.

"Where should we go?" he asked Jason.

"Don't know." he said.

Alex looked like he had no ideas either, so Jerry didn't ask him.

They wandered around for a little while, trying to remain unnoticed by the townspeople. But, since this was a small town and everybody knew each other, people asked them who they were. Jerry always answered, "Just passing by." Nobody accepted that brief answer and they persisted. Soon they had a small crowd of boys and girls following them and wanting to know where they were going. Jerry, Jason, and Alex just ignored them. Then a voice from the back of the crowd piped up.

"Hey, that's the guy who got put in jail for stealin' purses."

Everybody went crazy, wanting to know what it was like in jail. Jason shoved them away.

Jason told Jerry, "Man, they're gonna get us caught. We gotta ditch 'em."

"Yeah, you're right." said Jerry. "I just hope none of them run that fast. We'll have to split up again, that way they'll get confused. On the count of three. One. Two. Three."

Jerry took off like a bullet, piercing through the crowd. Some kids tried to catch him but gave up once they saw how fast he was going, so they went after the slowest one...Alex. Jerry turned around with the intention of distracting the others and give Alex time to hide.

"Hey you." Jerry shouded. Somebody turned. "Yeah, you. Your momma's so fat that, when she falls off her bed, she falls off from both sides at the same time."

The kid was furious. He charged at Jerry like a mad bull. The others that were after Alex turned and ran towards Jerry, sensing a fight.

Alex was now out of sight and Jerry turned to run, but, to his surprise, he was surrounded by kids blocking his way. when he tried to push through them, they grabbed him and pulled him back towards the enraged boy.

Jerry had no other choice but fight. He turned around just in time to dodge the bigger boy's heavy punch. Jerry moved to the side and hit the boy in the chest. The boy looked stunned, then doubled up and fell on the ground, gasping for air and sobbing. Everybody gave a great shout and slapped Jerry on the back, contratulating him. They asked his name again and this time Jerry gave it to them. They treated him like a celebrity, calling him "One Punch Jerry".

Just then, a policeman came hurrying in, attracted by the commotion. He took Jerry by the shoulders.

"Hey, wait a minute." Jerry said. "I haven't done anything wrong."

"Pipe down, you little plumb weasel." barked out the officer.

Then a tiny voice piped up, "Hi there, Sheriff."

"Hallo there, young fella." He obviously recognized the voice. "What are ya doing way out here."

"Heck, Sheriff, can't a boy have a little fun once in a while? Listen, Sheriff sir, this boy here hasn't done nobody no harm. Except for that no good bully."

"It's not what he's done here, Sonny, it's what he's plumb done over at poor Sammy's market. He and some other plumb snatchers stole a plumb cart full of plumb food. There ain't no one in this plumb country that can plumb steal and get away with it as long as I'm in this plumb position as plumb Sheriff."

"It weren't him, Sheriff. He's been with us all week. His Ma sent him here to live with Aunt Jill."

"With Aunt Jill!"

"Yes sir, Sheriff sir."

The rest of the kids nodded their heads and said "yeses" and "all weekses" and "it wasn't himses".

The Sheriff looked from one face to the other, muttering about plumb kids always plumb lying about plumb nothing.

"Well if this here is plumb true, then I'd better plumb march over to Aunt Jill's plumb farm and tell her that this plumb boy here, " he motioned to the boy still on the ground, "plumb ran smack into this other plumb boy's plumb fist."

The kids all shouted no.

The Sheriff grinned, "Now whyever not."

They all looked at one another, worriedly.

"Nevermind." Said one kid. "Forget we said it. Go ahead and take him to see Aunt Jill."

The Sheriff's smile dropped and was replaced by a scowl.

He said, "Now listen here you little rascals. I ain't gonna go over and disturb that nice little lady with this nonsense." When the Sheriff stopped saying "plumb", it meant he was really angry. "And I intend to take this boy here back where he belongs. And I don't really care what you think of me. And I'm leaving."

And with that, the Sheriff turned to leave, half dragging Jerry behind him.

"Wait!" cried the same boy. "Here comes Aunt Jill."

[end of Chapter 6]

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

The Adventurers, Ch. 5

November 2nd, 2005

Read these first:
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4

THE ADVENTURERS - Chapter 5

Jerry awoke with a start. What woke him up? The room had one window, large enough for a person to squeeze through, but was barred with iron. Then he heard it again. Someone whispering his name. He turned to the window and saw the outline of a head against the pale moonlight. Jerry got up and went to the window. He recognized Gus at once.

"Boy, am I glad to see you." whispered Gus.

Jerry was thinking the same thing.

"How the heck did you slip through those guards? There must have been at least three."

"I don't know. They just didn't see me. I guess I was lucky." said Gus grinning.

But Jerry knew better. He knew Gus was great at keeping out of sight.

"Listen," said Gus. "We're gonna break you out loose. Mark came up with a plan and I think it will work. What you have to do is..."

"Wait a minute," Jerry spoke a little too loud. Then he lowered his voice. "We came up with a plan of our own."

"What is it?" asked Gus.

"We don't have time to go over the whole plan," Jerry could here footsteps. "But this is what you have to do. At exactly five o'clock tomorrow morning you'll open the doors at the back. We'll be waiting there."

"So you want me and Mark to go to the doors, which are being guarded by four men and a dog, and open them?" Obviously Gus thought it was an impossible mission. "There's no way we can do that. Besides the guards and watchdog, the doors are steel, and the only way to open them is to get into the control room. Then you need a computer expert to hack into the door security system and open the door."

Jerry had already thought of this. Beau had told him that Mark had some experience with computers. Mark had always liked computers and ever since he was seven years old, he had been stealing into a store to mess around with them. He could hack his way into many systems, but none like the one Jerry wanted him to get into.

"Five o'clock." Jerry repeated. "Don't be late or early. Now get out of here."

Gus ducked out of sight just before the guard turned the corner and saw him. Jerry went back to bed but didn't sleep.

At four thirty, the guard came jingling his keys and hitting the metal doors with his club, saying with a sneery voice, "Wake up, you bastards. Wake up and smell your disgusting breath." This was his usual morning greeting. He was always grumpy because he was the one who had to get up early to escort the kids to their working stations. The rules said that he could only escort two prisoners at a time, but he was so lazy that he usually took out everyone at the same time. Unfortunately for Jerry and the others, not today.

As soon as Jerry saw the guard escorting only one cell to their working stations, he knew they were in trouble. His plan was to create confusion among the many people who didn't know about the plan. While everyone was running and bumping into each other, Jerry would "accidentally" bump into the guard and knock him down. Then they would all run towards the building farthest from the control room, that way there would be less chance of Gus and Mark to be caught. Then they would double back through the building, and run over any guard who stood in their way. Jerry thought that with nine kids they could overpower, at most, five guards.

Now the plan had changed. Now they wouldn't be together again until they were chained to the ground and kept watch on with ten guards. Well, now Jerry had only one option.

The guard walked towards their cell.

Jerry turned to Jason and whispered rapidly, "Get ready to grab the keys and let our guys loose."

The guard opened the door. Jerry flew at him, pushing him backwards. The guard stumbled and fell, with Jerry on top of him. The guard got his senses back quickly and tried to shove Jerry off, but to no avail. Jerry was hanging on and gripping him with all his strength. Jerry was fighting for his freedom.

Jason, after much hesitation, finally thought the time was right to make his move. He dashed forward and grabbed the guard's arm, trying to get at his fist. The guard had the key tightly in his fist. His two fists were hitting at Jerry over and over on the back. Jerry was hurting, but he held on. The guards shouts echoed in the empty corridor. All of the prisoners were watching and cheering Jerry on. Jerry dropped the defense and concentrated on offense. The guards arms were tired and his hits were not much of a blow anymore. Jerry punched and kicked and bit and scratched and pinched. The guard howled in pain when Jerry bit him on the arm. He let go of the key and let it drop. He realized his mistake and reached for it desperately, but the faithful Jason had kept alert for a chance to steal the keys, and with the agility of a purse snatcher, he grabbed hold of the keys.

While Jerry still struggled with the guard, Jason ran to his friends' cells and started fitting the key.

The guard saw what was happening and, with surprising strength, threw Jerry against the wall. He went towards Jason. Too late. Jason swung the gate open just as the guard grabbed him. Then the guard saw Curtis emerge from the room. Big, powerful, dangerous. Those were the three words that went through the guard's mind. Then he saw John follow Curtis. John was tall. The guard let go of Jason and turned his head. Jerry had gotten up and was walking towards him. the guard screamed for other guards.

Jerry, Curtis, and John fell on him while Jason opened the rest of the cells. Many kids joined in the fight after they were set free. Suddenly, whistles blew and everyone turned their heads. More guards. Lots of guards. Maybe ten. This hall only had twenty-five prisoners. It wasn't enough to overpower that many guards. Jerry tried to encourage them. Because they had seen him fighting with the guard, they viewed him as a revolutionary leader of some sort. His words inspired them to make a mad charge. The surprised guards were pushed back but they quickly retaliated.

Meanwhile, Jerry and the others ran towards the back door. They opened it, and saw the dogs. They were Dobermans. They were huge. They ran towards Jerry, baring their teeth. Jerry closed the door as fast as he could. now they were trapped.

Everybody now agreed that it was better to fight the guards than to face up to those dogs. so they ran back. The fight was almost over. Only a few of the kids were still fighting. However, most of them were inspired by the reinforcements that Jerry led. The guards were taken aback by the sudden rush of kids. The fight kept going. Curtis fought brilliantly, punching guards here, tackling guards there. The guards saw Curtis was getting the better of them and quickly ganged up on him. Curtis was in trouble, but fifteen boys, led by Beau, rushed to the rescue. They grabbed the guards by the feet and jumped on their backs and kicked their shins and bit their hands and poked their eyes and punched their noses and squeezed their necks. The guards fought ceaselessly, trying to get a hold of the situation.

Jerry saw his chance to slip past the guards to the door they were blocking. He motioned for his friends to follow him. The guards didn't notice them. They were trying to hold off yet another desperate charge from the other kids.

Jerry and the others were out the door and sprinted across the work field, being chased by the menacing dogs. All they had to do was get to the door, and hope that Gus and Mark had been able to get into the security system. They got to the door and waited anxiously for the air locks to hiss open. The dogs were coming closer. They all drew back. It was now clear that they were going to have to fight the dogs. The dogs reached them and opened their jaws. Alex cried out in pain as one of the dog's teeth sank into his arm. The three dogs circled them snarling furiously. Now everyone started to kick at them. The dogs became even more infuriated. Beau gave a mighty kick and connected at a dog's snout. He yelped. Everyone grew confident with that kick. They dived forward and grabbed the dogs by anything they could grab hold of. Everyone was yelling in pain as the dogs snapped at them, but the dogs were outnumbered. They were grabbed by feet and thrown into the air.

Suddenly, Jerry heard a hiss behind him. It was the air locks! Mark had managed to get into the security system. Jerry called everyone to hurry through the door. the dogs were still snapping and everyone went outside as fast as they could. Jerry went last, slamming the door on the dogs' noses. They were outside. They were free!

[end of chapter 5]

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

The Adventurers, Ch. 4

November 1st, 2005

If you're new, you should probably read Chapter 1, Chapter 2, and Chapter 3 first. And the Saga continues...

THE ADVENTURERS - Chapter 4

Beau, Curtis, and Jerry were led down the street to a room adjacent to the town jail. They went inside and were thrown into different rooms. Jerry was flung into the opposite wall from the entrance door. He slammed his face on it, hard. The guard closed the heavy door with a muffled thud and locked it. Jerry looked around the room and found a built, blonde boy looking at him from the shadows.

"Hello." called out Jerry.

The boy came out of the shadows and stood leaning on the wall. He was dirty and looked like the kids on the orphanage Jerry had come from: overworked and underfed.

Then the boy spoke, "You must'a done something pretty bad to get into this place. Did you kill someone?"

"Are you crazy? I'd never do something like that." Jerry was mad that someone could think that of him. But then Jerry did look like the kind who killed. He was rough looking and dirty all over. He had some bruises from the fight with Gus, Mark, and Curtis. "I just got caught stealing." The boy seemed relieved by the answer and asked Jerry his name.

"Jerry. What's yours?"

"Mine's Jason. I've already been here four months. I'm one of the newest prisoners. I've almost been here five months."

"You mean this is like a real jail?" asked Jerry with a touch of fear in his voice.

"A little, but not as bad as people tell me of the real jail. I think this is just kids. Then they let us go when we're too old and hope that we've learned our lesson. They tell me that the jail is packed and there's no space for another single person."

"So what did you do to make them take you in here?"

"Well, my folks were poor so they told me they couldn't support me anymore. So they kicked me out. I had no work. No one hires eleven year olds to do their work. So I started stealing."

"Food?"

"No, man. Money. I taught myself how to purse snatch in a week. I stole for about two years, then they caught me trying to grab a guy's wallet. Hey, but those people I stole from deserved it. They were rich, cocky, and didn't even glance at the poor and homeless. I never steal from the poor."

Jerry then told Jason how he ended up here. Jason was impressed by his story. Then three guards came and took Jerry and Jason out. They led them through a huge door where a fat, blubbery man was passing out trays. He was eating a twinky. Jerry took a tray and entered a large mess hall. There were already a couple of kids in there. The room smelled of rotten eggs, with a faint smell of ketchup. The guard put them in a line and told Jerry and Jason a number. Jason said that was the number for your assigned place on the table. Jason's number was fifty. Jerry's was sixty-five.

After getting a lump of unidentifiable food, Jerry went to sit in his assigned place. His was at the last occupied chair. Curtis sat on his left and Beau sat at Curtis' left.

"This is the worst place I've ever been in." said Curtis as Jerry was sitting down. Curtis pointed to his food. "I mean, look at this, what in the world is it?"

"Looks like Jerry's head." said Beau smiling. Jerry's hair was a tangle of dried dirt.

Jerry replied, "Food is food. And this is all they're gonna feed us in the whole day."

"Reminds me of old tires." Curtis said.

"We have to escape!" Beau sounded determined. "I've got it all figured out. Next time they take us out of those prisons, I'll knock one guard down while my roommate gets the other. The other guard will only be able to grab one of us. That will be my roommate. Then I run and escape."

Jerry and Curtis looked at him as if he was from another world.

"Okay, okay. So it's a stupid plan. What else can we do? Nothing. We're stuck here until we're eighteen. Stuck to eating I don't even want to know what and working 'til our eyeballs pop out from the exhaustion. Then we go to sleep on damp beds filled with lice and end up being whipped the next day because we were scratching instead of working." Beau was panicking.

Then Jerry had an idea. "Wait. That's it."

"What's it?" asked Curtis.

"We'll work hard."

"Huh?" said Beau.

"What?" said Curtis.

"They'll never expect us to try to escape if we're working hard."

"And how are we supposed to escape?" asked Beau.

"You're forgetting Mark and Gus didn't get caught. You don't really think they'd just leave us here and forget about us, do you?"

"Of course not." they said together.

"So they'll probably contact us before time, and that's when I'll tell them my plan."

"Which is...?" said Beau.

While they ate, Jerry told them his plan. At first they seemed skeptical but after five minutes they were sure it was going to work. Then the guards came and told everyone to get out and work. So everyone did.

Jerry and a skinny blonde boy were assigned to carry heavy sacks containing unknown substances. Jerry carried them on his right shoulder and after a while, he switched them to his other shoulder. Then he tried switching them to other positions, but the only thing that improved was that he could no longer smell the rotting sack. The skinny boy was doing much worse than Jerry. Jerry had already carried twice more than him. The boy's routine was drop the sack, get whipped, pick up the sack, walk a few yards, drop the sack, get whipped, and so on.

After what seemed like a week but was only a few hours, they were permitted a short rest. Jerry approached the boy.

"Hey, you." Jerry called out. "What's your name?"

The boy looked as if Jerry meant to hit him, but he asnwered in a faltering voice, "Alex."

He spoke so softly that Jerry had trouble hearing. He's probably one of those guys who can't talk to people he doesn't know, Jerry thought.

"Listen," Jerry said, "you're gonna die if you don't get yourself out of this place. Ever thought of escaping?"

Alex now got his confidence back at the thought that Jerry didn't want to hurt him. He shook his head no.

"Well, now's the time to think about it. Me and some others are planning to escape soon. Just let me know if you want to come with us." Jerry started to walk away.

"Wait!" called out Alex. "Okay, I'll do it."

"Good. I'll let you know what to do soon."

Jerry now counted the boys trying to escape. Let's see, he thought, there were Curtis, Beau, himself, Jason, Alex, Justin who was Beau's roommate, and John who was Curtis' roommate. That made seven. Add to that Gus and Mark. With nine people the plan would probably work out.

The guards made them all go back to work. Jerry's shoulders hurt and he was relieved to be assigned the job of pushing crates. At least his legs were in good shape. But soon his legs were also sore. By the time he and Jason went to sleep, Jerry's muscles were cramping up by the minute.

Jerry had a restless sleep that night. He woke up every hour and had nightmares. He could only remember that they had something to do with the orphanage.

[end of Chapter 4]